10 signs you might be a Taliban - Political Ravings Forum

WiseOne · #1 05.16.2008

10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
9. You own a $1,500 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
8. You have more wives than teeth.
7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
4. You've never asked, 'Does this burka make my ### look big?'
3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
2. A common compliment is, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'
And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban:
1. You wipe your ### with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

Daisy Duke · #2 03.04.2009

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Originally Posted by WiseOne

.....snipped.....5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
4. You've never asked, 'Does this burka make my ### look big?'
3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
2. A common compliment is, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'
And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban:
1. You wipe your ### with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

hmmmm
#5 well I had no clue ya'll could see me walkin up to the barn in my robe and slippers but oh well.....I wanted to be always prepared!
#4 I sent my Burka to the cleaners and donned a pair of cut offs.....
#3 yea they do I sent my first phone swimin in the ahhhem toilet in a restroom when us girls were on a shopping trip...they still call me potty mouth!
#2 hmmmm well seein as how I "moved" my full time residence from a spacious ranch home to a T-600 I can identify with this one.......us women at Mercer town visit each other's "CAVES" to get decoratin ideas.....really I'm not makin this up lol
#1 now this is just too much.....I carry a rol of the white stuff just in case I have to "rough it" and oh yea .....I may have some Jew in me but go ahead and pass the bacon!

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