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Mitsy Shakeesha Romdriguez Qualifications:

1) A 'Triple' Minority (Female, Black, Spanish)

2) Has the Oprah hairstyle and cult following

3) 'Girlfriend' to Condi Rice

4) CathoMorVangelical religious affliation (no Jewish, they dont vote Repub anyway)

5) Pro-Existance (believes that ppl are born/live/die)

6) Acknowledges that Gays do exist (for 1 reason or another)

7) ...and, oh BTW, has the business sense, experience, & economical savvy of Mitt Romney (her illegitimate birth father)
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Heart Further Quals for this VP candidate....
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Mitsy Shakeesha Romdriguez Qualifications:

1) A 'Triple' Minority (Female, Black, Spanish)

2) Has the Oprah hairstyle and cult following

3) 'Girlfriend' to Condi Rice

4) CathoMorVangelical religious affliation (no Jewish, they dont vote Repub anyway)

5) Pro-Existance (believes that ppl are born/live/die)

6) Acknowledges that Gays do exist (for 1 reason or another)

7) ...and, oh BTW, has the business sense, experience, & economical savvy of Mitt Romney (her illegitimate birth father)
8) She also likes 'men in uniform,' having serviced, er I mean, served the Military..
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Mitsy Shakeesha Romdriguez Qualifications:

1) A 'Triple' Minority (Female, Black, Spanish)

2) Has the Oprah hairstyle and cult following

3) 'Girlfriend' to Condi Rice

4) CathoMorVangelical religious affliliation (no Jewish, they dont vote Repub anyway)

5) Pro-Existence (believes that ppl are born/live/die)

6) Acknowledges that Gays do exist (for 1 reason or another)

7) ...and, oh BTW, has the business sense, experience, & economical savvy of Mitt Romney (her illegitimate birth father)

8) She also likes 'men in uniform,' having serviced, er I mean, served the Military..
9) She supports the 'Trucker Shutdown' (that's 3.5m more Votes!) and for the stimulation of the economy by having truck stops full with drivers having lots of time on their hands to subsidize the Lot Lizards, who are the mainstay of 'driver stress reduction.'
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Mitsy Shakeesha Romdriguez Qualifications:

1) A 'Triple' Minority (Female, Black, Spanish)

2) Has the Oprah hairstyle and cult following

3) 'Girlfriend' to Condi Rice

4) CathoMorVangelical religious affliliation (no Jewish, they dont vote Repub anyway)

5) Pro-Existence (believes that ppl are born/live/die)

6) Acknowledges that Gays do exist (for 1 reason or another)

7) ...and, oh BTW, has the business sense, experience, & economical savvy of Mitt Romney (her illegitimate birth father)

8) She also likes 'men in uniform,' having serviced, er I mean, served the Military..

9) She supports the 'Trucker Shutdown' (that's 3.5m more Votes!) and for the stimulation of the economy by having truck stops full with drivers having lots of time on their hands to subsidize the Lot Lizards, who are the mainstay of 'driver stress reduction.'
10) She doesnt own a 'blue dress!'
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Mitsy Shakeesha Romdriguez Qualifications:

1) A 'Triple' Minority (Female, Black, Spanish)

2) Has the Oprah hairstyle and cult following

3) 'Girlfriend' to Condi Rice

4) CathoMorVangelical religious affliliation (no Jewish, they dont vote Repub anyway)

5) Pro-Existence (believes that ppl are born/live/die)

6) Acknowledges that Gays do exist (for 1 reason or another)

7) ...and, oh BTW, has the business sense, experience, & economical savvy of Mitt Romney (her illegitimate birth father)

8) She also likes 'men in uniform,' having serviced, er I mean, served the Military..

9) She supports the 'Trucker Shutdown' (that's 3.5m more Votes!) and for the stimulation of the economy by having truck stops full with drivers having lots of time on their hands to subsidize the Lot Lizards, who are the mainstay of 'driver stress reduction.'

10) She doesnt own a 'blue dress!'
11) Mitsy is 1/2 White, 1/2 Black, and 1/2 Hispanic (do the math!). Obama is only 1/2 White and 1/2 Black....she believes he is not 'Hispanic' enuf to represent this great country.
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