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Old 11.13.2008
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The Head of the Secret Service held a special meeting with all the agents assigned to guard President Obama and announced that because of the extra threat of an assassination attempt by radical racists groups a special plan has been devised. Two look a likes of the President will stand by his side at every moment when the President is in public. This will confuse the sniper and he won’t know which one to shoot. An agent in the audience stood up and began questioning the head of the Secret Service. "The two look a likes are black right?" asked the agent "Of course" scowled the Head of the Secret Service. The agent then asked his superior "Obama is only half black right?" The Head of the Secret Service who by now was getting quite irritated by such stupid questions told the agent to get to his point. The agent with a sarcastic tone told the Head of the Secret Service "With President Obama being half white all the sniper would have to do is play Rap Music through a loudspeaker and aim for the one that can’t dance."
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LMAO, that's a good one. I bet that agent got fired! HAHA.

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Well I kept waiting for the punch line. I guess it was in there somewhere.
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well we will just have to wait and see if he has a change and does he got it or not then i will chill ..
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guess he didn't pay attention in "rythum" class now did he.....LMAO
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