Posted 09.11.2008 at 05.37 PM by Cyberfed [B]The Problem with Obama [/B]
I confess that I'm a Blue Dog Democrat. I always vote the Party not the candidate and this election cycle will be no different, it never is . The only problem is that I don't really care for OBama. He seems to me to be a stuck up if you know what I mean. But what are you going to do when there isnt anyone else. You hold your nose and do your duty. Mr. Harvard smart guy decided that he didnt need Hilary that he was Mr. Bigstuff all by himself. So he picks Joe Biden.
A guy i do like but much too intelligent for my countymen. Hey, Joe is way over most peoples heads. He knows his #### pretty well, the problem is most people just dont get it. It's not his fault, he means well, but he isn't helping the cause much.
So just why are these polls so tight? I'm gonna tell you why even if you don't want to hear it.
It's the same damn story every time. The Dems feel that politics has gotten way too dirty, that our candidate needs to stay above the slime. That a good clean fight is our only way to victory. Ask Al Gore why he didn't bury Bush with the DUI thing. Ask Kerry why he wouldn't get into the swift boat ? You wanna know why ?. Its because these candidates didn't want to be seen as pricks. These candidate didn't know that when your in a street fight, its quite allright to kick and bite. The American public knows that a clean fight is honorable but quite boring but a dirty fight is exciting and takes testosterone to win. The American public wants a leader that dosen't take #### from anyone. Much less from the PTA and the Dinosaur club.
What can Obama do? How about a little offense.
1) Lets mention in passing that if Sarah wasn't out shooting Polar Bears and playing politics, she might have been a more effective chaperone. The greatest thing a parent can do for her childen is to be there.
2) Vote for Sarah and lose control of your own body.
3) Vote for McCain. You don't need your job anyway.
4) If your losing your home its because you just don' wanna work.
5) If your not sick then why you worrying about heathcare.
6) Lets build some ovens next to the fence to deter immigration.
7) What heathplan does Sarah have? Hers or her commercial fisherman husband?
8) John McCain loves war.
9) You balance your checkbook why don't you want to balance the budget.
10) Lets give Sarah Palin a nickname. Sarah "Pink Slip" Palin.
11) If elected ,John McCain would give Ohio, PA, MI increased Unemployment benefits.
I could go on and on lolol. |